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Title: A Few More Drabbles
Author: Dane
Email: blue_gray_sky@hotmail.com
Rating: PG to R
Fandom: HtLJ / X:WP
Pairing: A/J, C/S
Disclaimer: I don't own them, but don't I wish.
Summary: A few drabbles about AJCS
Status: Complete.
Series: No
Archive: AJCS, ask if you want to
Website: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/danestales
Notes: I was reading a story from another fandom and this is what
came out.
Feedback: Yes

Blowjob

"That's not how you do a Blowjob," said Strife.

Cupid glared at his cousin. "Well, if you are such an expert,
let's see if you could do any better."

"Get out of there. I'll show you how."

They traded places and Strife made sure that he had Cupid's
complete attention. A few minutes later, the Love God had to concede.

"Alright, I admit it. Yours is better than mine."

Strife smiled. "Of course, it is. Just remember that it's
always half Kahlua cream and half Vodka in a shot glass. Then top
with whipped cream, then you're good to go."

* * *

A Not So Ordinary Day in Corinth

Hermes was flying over Corinth when he saw the funniest thing
in all of his immortal life.

Ares, dressed in a pink tutu and nothing else, was running
away from a naked and very *hard* Joxer who in turn was running away
from the amorous advances of Apollo in cleats. Following them were a
mixed group of Muses, Amazons, Graces, and Female Centaurs, all
holding very phallic vegetables. Bringing up the rear was a very lost
looking Hades in a very blinding muumuu.

Later, Hermes found out that Mania got into the daily
Ambrosia and introduced Marijuana to the Pantheon.