Title: The Apollo Incident
Author: Brandy
Rating: Tame
Warning: BADFIC
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, or have any rights to them. Just borrowing them temporarily.
"What is that *sound*?"
Ares stared in confusion. Apollo usually didn't break off in the middle of a fight and stare around like that.
"Oh…the pitch…the tone…that wondrous *rhythm*! I've got to have him!"
"What are you yammering about?"
Apollo ignored the question, and turned to face the other side of the clearing just as another rousing rendition of `Joxer the Mighty' started.
"He's Joxer the Mighty,
He's very tidy,…"
"Yoohoo, over here!" Apollo shouted, materializing to mortal eyes.
"Oh, oh, sorry! I'll just leave…" Joxer started to back away.
"No, no, no! Come here!"
Joxer looked around to make sure he was the only one the god was talking to. Now confident he was being summoned, he warily made his way over.
"Oh, you're just the most delicious thing, aren't you?" Apollo murmured, walking around Joxer in a tight circle. Abruptly, he grabbed Joxer by the shoulders pulling him as close as possible to his body, sliding his hands down to cup Joxer's ass, and press their groins together.
"Hey! That's *my* mortal!" Ares materialized and yanked Joxer's shoulder back, pulling him back into his arms.
A sultry look crossed Apollo's bronzed features. "Wanna share?" He drawled.
"Share?! You want to share Joxer?" Ares couldn't keep the amazement from his voice.
"Well, I would like him all to myself, but since you insist on claiming him, I'll take him anyway I can get him…He just has to promise to sing that lovely song to me again, and I'll show him all the delights of being my lover." Apollo slinked closer, rubbing himself up against Joxer, who was pressing back against Ares, trying to escape.
"Ahh…Lord Apollo…if you really like my voice, you'll love my brother's. Jace was always the most talented in the family…Plus, I think he kinda had a crush on you…"
Apollo's eyes lit up. "More talented than you?! Oh, Ares, I should tan your bottom cherry red for keeping me from them!" He breathed out in an excited rush. He quickly cupped Joxer's face, searching his memories for Jace, then flashed out in search of his soon to be lover.
Ares shook his head. "Whatever."
"He won't hurt Jace, will he? I mean, Jace is a really good fighter when he needs to be, but against a god…well, even I'd have some trouble there." Joxer turned from Ares' arms and looked at him.
"Nah. I have a feeling they'll get along fine as long as they share the make-up."
"Oh, well then…I guess I'll be going…" Joxer turned and slowly backed away, only to stop when a heavy hand descended onto his shoulder.
"Joxer…look, I didn't want you with Apollo because I wanted you for myself. So, come back to Olympus with me and be my own personal little dagger?"
"Personal little dagger?" Joxer repeated, confused by the expression.
"Yeah, I figure we could do a little thrusting…" Ares wrapped his arms around Joxer, pulling him back into his arms.
"Oh, oh! Dagger, and thrusting! I get it!"
"Not yet, but you soon will." Ares mumbled, capturing Joxer's lips with his own.
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Cupid smirked at the kissing couple from his position behind a nearby tree. Now to tell mom the new anti-revulsion arrows worked almost too well. She'd just die laughing when she heard *Apollo* loved *Joxer's* song. Plus, *he'd* finally got dad to notice Joxer without using his powers on either of them. Oh, to be the God of Love! This was so *totally* his gig…Maybe he'd just hang around a little longer, he mused, feeling the emotion pouring off the entwined couple, making the old Cock of Love point straight up.
The End.
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