Ok, so when I woke up at 2 am to go the bathroom, I managed to write the commandments of AJCS. Please don't ask. My poor little sleep-fogged mind just churned these out and wouldn't let me go back to sleep until I wrote them down. So here they are, the 11 Comandments of AresJoxerCupidStrife.
The Commandments
Thou shalt not inflict too many owies on Ares, Joxer, Cupid, or Strife.
Thou shalt not flame the fanfiction authors violently.
Thou shalt not write fem or het slash withough squick warnings.
Thou shalt keep Cupid's wings in (eventual) good groomed condition.
Thou shalt pay homage to the cuteness that is Bliss.
Thou shalt cheer for the good guys and hiss at the bad guys, at least in the end.
If thou art a lurker...
Thou shalt enjoy the effort of the authors.
Thou shalt not stay a lurker forever.
If thou art an author...
Thou shalt not inflict Gabrielle in whiny form upon Joxer...or anyone else
Thou shalt not coubt thine own muse-give inspiration, Gods-given talent, or plot-bunny driven writings
If thou art a fan...
Thou shalt ENJOY!!
And so it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, Yahoo! without end, Amen.
Hugs,
TW
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