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Joxer looked out across the room at the assorted guests. He was mildly surprised that a fight hadn't broken out yet.
The room was large, large enough to allow for various little groups to break off into separate corners.
Most of the gods and goddesses were separated from the few mortals who were in attendance.
Zeus and Hera hadn't made an appearance yet, but were no doubt 'observing' the festivities.
Eris was in a small group near the middle of the room talking with Jett, Strife and Cupid.
Aphrodite was near one of the far doors, talking with Hephestus and Electra, one of the Pleiades. Judging from the serious looks on their faces, the conversation was no doubt about Sterope.
Xena stood off to one side and appeared to be engrossed in a conversation with Hermes. Joxer found himself smiling softly at that.
Moving his gaze around the room, he found his brother. Autolycus was leaning up against one wall, his gaze very focused to a spot along an opposite wall. Joxer let his eyes roam and found the object of his favorite brother's interest.
Hercules and Gabrielle were standing about as far away from everyone else as they could possibly get, their faces set in unpleasant scowls.
Joxer sighed and made his way over to Autolycus.
"Are they really that entertaining?" Joxer asked quietly, drawing the thief's gaze away from the judgmental hero's and onto himself.
"I don't trust them." Autolycus nodded his head towards the pair again. "They don't want to be here, in Olympus with all these Gods, and Demi-Gods."
Joxer nodded. "And that comes as a surprise to you? Hercules hates the part of himself that comes from these people and Gabrielle she doesn't understand us, and won't take the time to try."
"So why come?" Autolycus asked pointedly. "If they were close friends, or even friends at all, I could maybe understand it. But they're not." He pierced Joxer with his dark eyes. "They weren't your friends before, and now that they know the truth?"
Joxer shrugged. "I know." His body language conveyed that he couldn't care *why* they were there, but the look of pain in his eyes told Autolycus the truth. "They're here because Xena and Iolous are here. No other reason."
Before Autolycus could comment one way or another, their attention was drawn to the large double doors set into the east wall of the large room. The doors opened and Ares strolled in, his dark eyes searching the room.
Joxer's eyes met his and he felt a strange sort of lightheadedness. He wasn't sure if that was actually connected to seeing Ares, enter the large room, dressed in his leather's and looking as though he'd really rather be somewhere else having them taken *off* or if it was because the large group of their families, gathered together, supposedly peacefully. He kept waiting for the fight to start.
Before Ares had gotten more than a few feet into the room, the doors opened again, this time, the entire room became silent as the King and Queen of the gods entered the room.
Joxer watched as his in laws made a circuit around the room, thanking various people for coming, and avoiding others. Xena separated herself from Hermes and approached her father.
Hermes took the opportunity to make his way over to his two sons, cautiously.
"How did things go earlier?" Autolycus asked quietly, his full attention on his brother, almost forgetting about the two heroes he had been watching.
Joxer shrugged. "Good I think, but, it'll take time."
Autolycus chuckled. "Time seems to be something we have a lot of."
Hermes smiled as he reached his sons and looked around at the crowd. "You had a nice turn out, and no one's died." He grinned.
"Yet." Joxer grinned back, feeling more comfortable around his father than he had in a long, long time.
Autolycus' eyes swept back against the far wall, noticing Hercules and Gabrielle were gone. He wondered if he maybe shouldn't mention it. However seeing how comfortable father and son seemed to be he didn't want to break the moment.
*****
Gabrielle backed out of the small doorway set into the side of the wall. She closed the door silently and turned to her companion, sighing in relief.
"That was getting to be a bit "
"Much?" Hercules offered, nodding his agreement. "I can show you around, if you want."
Gabrielle looked around. They were in a darkened hallway, silent but for their breathing. Her first response was to say she wasn't interested in looking around Olympus, but the truth was she'd always been curious.
Back, when she was a child, before she'd left Potedia and found out the truth about the god's she'd always dreamed of coming here, of the scrolls that were waiting to be written in a place like this.
Even though, she now new how evil and self-centered the Gods really were, she still found herself curious, and with Hercules as her tour guide, why shouldn't she take a look around?
She reached out and linked her arm with his. "Great. Where do we start?"
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Xena shifted her weight from one foot to the other, somewhat awkwardly.
"I'm glad you came." Ares spoke softly.
Xena looked up, surprised by the sentiment, as well as the tone. "Yeah, me too." She paused. "I, uh, wanted to be here. For Joxer. And for you too."
Ares dark eyes bore into his daughter's seeking the truth of that statement. He saw a lot in her eyes, some of which he was only able to guess at.
"I I was wrong about you." She told him, finally.
Ares wasn't exactly sure how to take that, or what to say in response, finally he settled on the truth. "Not always."
"Joxer isn't who I thought he was." Xena continued as if her father hadn't spoken. "He said no one ever is." She paused again, bracing herself for her next words. "I think he's right, and I think I made a mistake, with both of you."
Ares blinked, unsure if he had heard correctly, but somehow knowing he had. "You do?" He asked cautiously.
Xena nodded once, firmly. "Yes. I'd like the chance to get to know you. Both of you."
After a few moments of silence, Ares spoke. "I can't speak for Joxer, but I'd like that."
Xena's response was cut short as two people she had never really expected to meet in the present setting joined them.
"Mother. Father." Ares nodded to his parents. He turned to his daughter. "Xena? Have you met your grandparents?"
Zeus nodded slightly at the warrior while Hera embraced her in a hug she wasn't quite prepared for. "I'm so glad you joined us."
Xena pulled away, stunned to near speechlessness. "Me too." She smiled tightly, unsure what else to say.
Zeus turned his attention to Ares and nodded across the room. "Your sister seems quite taken with Jett."
Hera turned away from her granddaughter and towards her daughter. "Yes. They would be a good match."
Ares rolled his eyes. "Mother. Eris doesn't need any help finding a match."
Xena followed their gaze and scowled slightly at the assassin standing close to the Goddess of Discord. She wasn't fond of either of them, but was coming to realize that perhaps they weren't what she thought they were either. She excused herself and decided there was no time like the present to find out.
Once she was out of earshot, Hera turned back to Ares. "The amazon, and your " She turned to frown slightly at her husband, " brother were seen near your temple. You might want to keep an eye on them."
Ares turned around, his eyes sweeping the room, coming to a stop on the wall that he had seen Hercules and Gabrielle at earlier. They were gone.
"I'll take care of it." He mumbled as he left his parents in search of Joxer.
He found his husband talking to his father and brother. Joxer excused himself and the two exited out of the same door Hercules and Gabrielle had left from.
Once the door clicked shut behind them, leaving them alone in the silent hall, Joxer found himself pressed against the stone wall, his lips covered by Ares'.
The two kissed passionately for several long seconds that turned into minutes. Breathing seemed more of an afterthought than anything else.
"Are you sure we can't elope?" Joxer asked against Ares skin.
Ares chuckled. "What and miss the bloodbath?"
Joxer sighed and pulled away, leaving a few inches between he and his husband. "What's wrong?" Joxer asked recognizing that they didn't leave the party for a quick grope in the hall.
"We have a couple of strays wandering the halls." Ares growled.
"Hercules and Gabrielle?" Joxer made a guess as he began walking down the hall, out into the main walkway. He sighed heavily.
In the time it would have taken him to walk through the doorway to the outside garden, Joxer found himself instead in the small garden outside their own temple.
The demi-God turned and glared at Ares. "I hate it when you do that!" He grumbled, not used to flashing in and out of places without any warning.
"Get used to it." Ares chuckled as they popped into the main living area.
Joxer had the sudden desire to laugh out loud. It wasn't funny, not really, but it was.
Gabrielle was pressed up against the south wall, about three centimeters off the ground, vines surrounding her body, and pinning her to the wall like trespasser she was. A particularly thick vine was wound around her throat, keeping her from uttering a sound.
Hercules was in a similar state not too far away from her.
Ares burst out laughing.
Joxer wanted to apologize, for either Ares reaction, or the state they were in, or both, but the truth of the matter was that if they weren't in a place they didn't belong, none it would have happened.
Joxer came closer, an apology on his lips. However when he saw the look in Gabrielle's eyes, he bit his tongue.
"Release." He spoke quietly.
The plants began to unfurl, dropping the two intruders to the ground unceremoniously.
Ares continued to laugh, garnering hateful glares from both victims, which only made him laugh harder.
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"What in Tartarus are those?" Gabriel shrieked, having regained her equilibrium.
"Plants." Joxer answered, stating the obvious. "What are you doing here?"
"We were sight seeing." Gabrielle offered, suddenly nervous.
"Our quarters are off limits." Ares growled.
Hercules scowled, but didn't say anything. Ares turned to Gabrielle, waiting for a better explanation, but not really expecting one.
"It wasn't our fault." She snapped. "We were just walking around, and these plants," She motioned to the vines near the main entrance. "They pulled us in here."
Ares raised an eyebrow in question, wondering exactly how stupid she thought they were.
"We're sorry." Hercules offered stiffly.
Joxer wasn't sure what exactly they were apologizing for, trespassing, or being caught. It didn't matter though.
"You're guests here." He started. "You don't want to be here, either of you. I get that, but you agreed to come, so now you have to follow the rules." His eyes swept past Gabrielle and fell on Hercules. "Zeus may have given you something of a free pass, but it doesn't apply here, not in our home." He nodded his head towards the vines, which now looked completely harmless along the walls. "You could have been seriously hurt, or worse. The Velepia vine is a highly dangerous plant, not to mention extremely territorial. I suggest you think twice before going where you don't belong."
Joxer stepped back and motioned towards the door. "You don't want to be at the wedding, then don't, but if you stay, it's your decision."
Hercules started to move away from the wall, but stopped just before he reached the door. "If it's so dangerous, why keep it around?" He asked, partly curious, partly just trying to figure out what made this person he thought of as only a bumbling fool tick.
Joxer smiled slightly and shook his head, not able to come up with a way to explain the connection between he and his plants to someone who couldn't possibly understand.
Hercules turned and walked out, followed by Gabrielle. Once the two were alone again, Ares shook his head, still angry. "Those two are going to be a problem."
Joxer shrugged and stepped closer to the War God. "Now that we got a reprieve from all those party guests, what do you say we make the best of it?" He grinned slightly and held on and Ares moved them into the bedchamber.
His clothes having disappeared somewhere between the main room and the bed chamber, Joxer enjoyed the feeling of Ares' skin against his own, of Ares tongue bathing him, giving him pleasure in a way that had been foreign to him until recently.
He groaned as he felt Ares' erection against him, pressing into his body. He felt his own body release it's form as Ares prepared to enter him. Ares growled as their bodies began to shift. They continued to shift, their solidity in a state of flux.
The moved together, their bodies forming into one cohesive unit briefly, as their souls mixed together, their minds too far gone to process coherent thought, not that it was needed.
When their release finally came it was more than just sexual; it seemed to encompass everything they were. Afterwards, the two men, now both completely solid, lay against each other.
"I don't think I'll ever get used to that." Ares rumbled as he ran his hand through Joxer's hair.
"Then you'll never be bored."
Ares' chuckled, and then sighed. "We should get back."
"Yeah." Joxer agreed sadly.
*****
Cupid watched as Hercules and Gabrielle entered the room, speaking quietly and frowning at whatever they were discussing. He nudged Strife. "There's trouble waiting to happen."
Eris stopped talking and followed Cupid's gaze. When she saw the two heroes, she snorted.
"Already happened." Jett commented. When the other three turned to him he shrugged. "They were caught in Ares' temple, strung up by some of Joxer's plants."
Strife snickered. "They deserve worse. Still, I would have loved to have seen the look on their faces."
Jett laughed, imagining it himself, then turned back to Eris. "You wanna blow?"
"Blow what?" She asked with a smirk.
Strife rolled his eyes as his mother and her new playmate wandered off.
He turned back to his lover, a frown on his face. "I don't like them being here."
"I know." Cupid continued to stare across the room. "Me either. We'll keep an eye on them."
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Autolycus looked up at the sky. It was weird, seeing it from Olympus, as opposed to the mortal ground, but not unpleasant.
"Hey."
Autolycus turned around, startled. Xena was standing a few feet away, a small smile on her face. "Hey." He turned back around as Xena came closer.
"I never thought we'd be running into each other here."
Autolycus laughed. "And not for my brother's wedding to your father."
Xena shook her head and sighed. "He's not who I thought he was."
"My brother, or your father?"
"Both."
"It's not too late." Autolycus said quietly.
"I know." She said. "But "
"You're worried about Gabrielle." He guessed.
"Yeah. She and Hercules are not happy about being here."
"Then they can leave. They won't be missed."
Xena turned to face her friend. "You don't them very much do you?"
Autolycus thought about his answer carefully before responding. "Not really." He wanted to say more but wasn't really sure if she could understand. She was beginning to realize things weren't as they appeared, but she still didn't completely grasp the magnitude of how things had changed.
"Why not?" She asked, really wanting to know. She had always liked the thief, but hadn't really had the opportunity to really get to know him, which was probably a good thing, she mused. Had she gotten to know him before now, it most likely wouldn't have been the true him, given the secrets he was keeping.
"It's been hard for him. Joxer never really fit in anywhere. He couldn't truly make his own way, like Jett, but he couldn't be allowed to be himself either. He created this persona for himself, and people were so willing to believe it, I think sometimes he believed it himself." He stopped for a second. "Iolous and I were the only people who knows the truth. Everyone else treated him like an idiot, an imbecile who couldn't even keep his ridiculous hat on straight.
"Hercules wasn't much better. Iolous had told him about Hercules, what a wonderful friend he was, a great hero, but when they actually met " Autolycus shook his head. "They may both be demi-God's but they're nothing alike."
"And Gabrielle?" Xena asked, knowing that the thief spoke the truth.
"She was the worst. She treated him so badly, on so many occasions that I'm surprised he kept coming back for more."
"It was partly his fault." Xena said, in her friend's defense.
"You think?" Autolycus turned and stared into the warrior's eyes. "Sure, he made himself out to dumb, and clumsy, but even if that was who he really was, did he deserve to be treated the way she treated him? I witnessed it first hand when she ran into Jett, thinking he was Joxer." He shrugged. "It doesn't matter now. He's home."
"You don't think they'll come around?"
"Do you?" Autolycus asked with a raised eyebrow.
Xena didn't answer. She didn't need to, and for the first time since the weirdness had started, she wondered if maybe in her quest to redeem herself, she had overlooked some really important things.
Like people. True, selfless people.
*****
"I can't believe you made me come here." Hercules griped as he lay on the bed staring at the ceiling.
Iolous barely acknowledged him as he lay down on his own bed. They were sharing a room in Aphrodite's temple. The bedding was an obnoxious pink. But it was either that or stay with Cupid, and Hercules had no desire to stay under the same roof as Strife, so pink it was.
"Are you even listening to me?" Hercules asked in annoyance.
"Yes." Iolous answered as he turned to face his friend. "And you didn't have to come."
"Is that *all* you have to say?" The demi-god asked.
"That and you should have known better."
"Excuse me?" Hercules sat up.
"Even I can tell you not to go sneaking around temples on Mount Olympus, least of all temples belonging to the God of War." He snorted. "Serves you right." He said under his breath as he rolled over and tried to get to sleep.
"There's something weird about those plants." Hercules said, ignorant of Iolous blatant attempts to get him to shut up.
"There's nothing weird about them." Iolous said quietly, losing patience. "Those plants have been around longer than Zeus, and were only doing what they were supposed to."
"And what's that?" Hercules asked, wondering what Iolous knew about it and how.
"Protecting Joxer."
"And why would he need protection?" Hercules leaned closer. "And how do you know so much about it?"
Iolous rolled back onto his back and sighed. "He told me." He took a deep breath before plunging on. "He's told me a lot."
Hercules thought about that statement for a second, and when it's significance hit him he opened his mouth to speak but couldn't find any words, so he shut it. After a minute he opened it again. "Are you telling me, that you *knew* about Joxer?"
Iolous didn't like the tone of his friend's voice and stood up. "Yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you." He left the room, and headed to the one place he was sure to get some sleep.
Hercules lay back in the bed, feeling betrayed and wondering what else Iolous had lied to him about, and if he was the only one.
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