Prologue
Title: He Glows!
Author: Tequila Worm
Fandom: Hercules/Xena: Warrior Princess
Pairing: Cupid/Strife, eventually; Ares/Joxer, implied
Feedback: tequila_lace@hotmail.com, or tequilalace@yahoo.com
Status: WIP
Sequel/Series: Gods, I hope not
Archive: The Bottom Of The Bottle, AJCS, anyone else, please ask!!
Disclaimer: I did not create the characters here, I
don't own them. I derive no profit from this effort.
I mean nothing but respect for the creators, owners,
and the actors and actresses who portray them. (yeah yeah, I stole Scribe's. But it still stands)
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Summary: Bliss notices something about his dad.
Warnings: This thing is written, partially, in Bliss-speak. Meaning a cross between adult speech patterns and baby pronunciations. The rest is written in normal gramatically correct American English.
Notes: This...this is not my normal stuff. Yeah, the humor is there. But there's gonna be some angst. The viewpoint is going to shift a bit, i think, though I'll try and warn you before hand.
Rating: I dunno. we'll try PG-13 on for size. I'll let you know if it changes.
Dedication: This is for Ace, my lil' winged snugglebug *grin* I promised you a Bliss-fic!!
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They glow. They glow like Gwanpa Awes an’ Joxie, Gwamma Dite an’ Gwanpa Hephy. Even U’cle Hades glows. I can’t look at ‘im when he’s wif Aunt Pep. The glow hurts my eyes.
Some people don’t glow. U’cle Hercules don’t glow, even when he’s wif U’cle I’las. Mommy dinn’t glow, either. Mommy smelled bad too. Like U’cle ‘Pollo. He don’t glow eiver.
But Daddy glows. He glows brightestest when he’s wif me. Or Stwife. He glows almost as bwight as U’cle Hades when he’s wif Aunt Pep. They bofe do.
Joxie thinks it’s ‘cause of my godhood. He says the glow is the happiness of everyone, shinin’ through. Gwamma Dite sometimes takes me wif her when she’s makin’ love. I’s supposed to see who glows wif who, an’ tell her, an’ she wites it down. I fink she tells Daddy, an’ he shootses his awowws, but I dunno.
But I dunno who to tell about Daddy an’ Stwife. If I tells Gwanpa Awes, he might not let Stwife come over annymowe. An’ dat would suck. *giggle* Stwife says that. He says lotsa cool stuff. I dun wan’ Stwife to go away again. I misseded him when he went away befowe.
I dunno if I should tell Gwamma Dite. She migh’ tell Daddy, and he migh’ not like dat. Gwanpa Heph? Nah, he can’ do nuffin’.
I know!! I’s tell Joxie!! Joxie AWWAYS knows what ta do! I’s gonna go tell him!