Title: He Glows!
Author: Tequila Worm
Fandom: Hercules/Xena: Warrior Princess
Pairing: Cupid/Strife, eventually; Ares/Joxer, implied
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Sequel/Series: Gods, I hope not
Archive: The Bottom Of The Bottle, AJCS, anyone else, please ask!!
Disclaimer: I did not create the characters here, I
don't own them. I derive no profit from this effort.
I mean nothing but respect for the creators, owners,
and the actors and actresses who portray them. (yeah yeah, I stole Scribe's. But it still stands)
Summary: Bliss notices something about his dad.
Warnings: This thing is written, partially, in Bliss-speak. Meaning a cross between adult speech patterns and baby pronunciations. The rest is written in normal gramatically correct American English.
Notes: This...this is not my normal stuff. Yeah, the humor is there. But there's gonna be some angst. The viewpoint is going to shift a bit, i think, though I'll try and warn you before hand.
Rating: I dunno. we'll try PG-13 on for size. I'll let you know if it changes.
Dedication: This is for Ace, my lil' winged snugglebug *grin* I promised you a Bliss-fic!!
They glow. They glow like Gwanpa Awes aní Joxie, Gwamma Dite aní Gwanpa Hephy. Even Uícle Hades glows. I canít look at Ďim when heís wif Aunt Pep. The glow hurts my eyes.
Some people donít glow. Uícle Hercules donít glow, even when heís wif Uícle Iílas. Mommy dinnít glow, either. Mommy smelled bad too. Like Uícle ĎPollo. He donít glow eiver.
But Daddy glows. He glows brightestest when heís wif me. Or Stwife. He glows almost as bwight as Uícle Hades when heís wif Aunt Pep. They bofe do.
Joxie thinks itís Ďcause of my godhood. He says the glow is the happiness of everyone, shininí through. Gwamma Dite sometimes takes me wif her when sheís makiní love. Iís supposed to see who glows wif who, aní tell her, aní she wites it down. I fink she tells Daddy, aní he shootses his awowws, but I dunno.
But I dunno who to tell about Daddy aní Stwife. If I tells Gwanpa Awes, he might not let Stwife come over annymowe. Aní dat would suck. *giggle* Stwife says that. He says lotsa cool stuff. I dun waní Stwife to go away again. I misseded him when he went away befowe.
I dunno if I should tell Gwamma Dite. She mighí tell Daddy, and he mighí not like dat. Gwanpa Heph? Nah, he caní do nuffiní.
I know!! Iís tell Joxie!! Joxie AWWAYS knows what ta do! Iís gonna go tell him!