Welcome to AresJoxerCupidStrife

Title: Ick!
Author: Christine
Contact: QsMistress23@hotmail.com
Series: Xena/Hercules
Part: 1/1
Rating: [R]
Codes: A/J (briefly), C/S
Website: http://www.slashheaven.com/

Archive: Sure, what the hell.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them. Wish I did though. I'm just borrowing them for my own demented pleasure. They shall be returned relatively unharmed.

Feedback: Yup.

Author's Note: Here's my 5P's:

Person: Strife <check>
Place: Zeus' bedchamber with him not there <check>
Position: Hunched over table <check>
Piece of Clothing: Ares' pants with 'studded' codpiece <check>
Prop: Promegranate <check>

Summary: Answer to 5P challenge on ksares.

Strife materialized in Zeus' bedchamber. For some odd reason, Zeus liked to keep his fruit bowl there. As he walked over to the bowl to grab one of his grandfather's prized pomegranates, he sensed someone close by.

Shielding himself so whomever it was wouldn't know he was there, Strife stood by silently. As he was standing there, Ares and someone he didn't recognise, materialized in the room with him. When Strife finally got a good look at the second person, he realized whom it was. //Joxer? What's he doing here? With Ares?//

Strife quickly found out when Ares shoved Joxer onto Zeus' bed. //Ooo-kay, I see Unc likes ta live dangerously.//

Strife was startled out of his musings when he heard groans coming from the mortal. His jaw almost dropped to the ground when he saw Joxer roughly flip Ares onto his back. //Wow! Nevah knew Joxer was such a dom.//

Strife's eyes went wide when he saw Joxer savagely trying to get Ares' pants off. Only thing was, Ares was wearing his leather pants with the studded codpiece. Strife felt for Joxer, he himself had had a hard ass time trying to get them off of his uncle when they had been lovers. Ares called it 'fucking the mortal way'. //Whateva tha fuck *that* meant.//

While Joxer and Ares continued with their loving, Strife felt a shift in the air a split second before Zeus appeared. //Uh oh!//

Strife was about to depart, thinking he'd better get the fuck out of there before the 'Old Goat' threw a hissy fit, but Strife haulted his decent when he saw Zeus smile. Curiousity taking over, Strife was stunned when he saw Zeus make his and the others clothes disappear before joining them on the bed. //Oh, ick! I'm *so* outta here. I did *not* want to know about this!// With this thought, Strife disappeared and reappeared in Cupid's and his temple on Mount Olympus.

Looking up from his scroll, Cupid smiled when he saw his husband appear, but turned it into a frown when he saw the look on Strife's face. "What's up, babe?"

Strife walked over to the table across from his husband and hunched over it. "I jus' saw some crazy shit I did *not* want ta see taday."

"What exactly did ya see?" Cupid asked, putting the scroll down onto the table so he could give Strife his undivided attention.

Strife looked right into Cupid's eyes before replying, "Let's jus' say, I now know why Jerkules hates Unc so much."

The End (yeah I know it ain't much, but at least I used all the P's.) :-D