Ficlet: Me And My Plot Bunnie
Author: DaasBuffy
Rating: 15+ [because of the homosexual references]
Summary: How on Earth can I explain this. I don't think I can so I
won't try.
*DaasBuffy grabs the piece of paper and stares at it*
*Plot Bunnie appears on the flooe beside her*
PB: "Common dammit write!"
DB: "Wht do you want me to write?"
PB: "The part of The Extent of Revenge where Joxer and Ares get it on!"
DB: "Have you forgotten that Ares and Jover won't get together until
the end when Ares is reborn and given his new godhood?"
PB: "Your point?"
DB: "I can't write out of sequence, I can't even write flashbacks!"
PB: "So?"
DB: "And have you forgotten that I can't write sex scenes? Do you
rememver the last attempt?"
*Plot Bunnie shudders at DaasBuffy's last attempt at a sex scene, it
was horrible and it was one of the better attempts*
PB: "You're no fun!"
DB: "You think hitting me on the head with a cricket bat to inspire me
is fun!"
PB: "I'm going to visit someone who can actually write!"
DB: "Who?"
PB: "Scribe."
DB: "Fine go to Scribe."
PB: "Fine I will!"
DB: "Leave your
ing bat here! The last thing I need is Scribe
ed at me!"
The End