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Title: Mortality sucks
Author: Delerium
Fandom: Xena: Warrior Princess
Spoilers: None
Paring: none yet (probably A/J S/C if I write more)
Note: This is not Betaed so all bad spelling and grammer is my own.
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Being a mortal sucked. Sure it had the occasional perk but on the
whole, being a mortal sucked. Big Time. Not only was I cold and wet
because of the rain but I itched too, cause there are bugs.
EVERYWHERE.
Did I mention the bugs?
Joxer heaved a sigh and slowly trudged onwards, maybe if he was lucky
there would be one of Ares temples in the next village that he could
visit, then again knowing his luck so far probably not.
Wrapping his clock tighter around himself in a fruitless attempt to
keep warm Joxer cursed the fates and then strife. After all his
current state of mortality was all Strife's fault.
It's just a little prank Strife had pleaded. That's all I ask. It
will be fun he said. They won't suspect a thing he said. Hera won't mind
he said. Bright pink's not really her colour anyway he said.
We'd be doing her a favor he said. No one will know it's gone
he said.
Huh. Joxer snorted at that thought, how could they possably not
notice? I mean where they blind. Bright pink fluffy panties are a bit
hard to miss especially when Zeus's life size temple statue was
wearing them. Joxer giggled at that. It WAS pretty funny. But that's
not the point Joxer thought pouted angrily, it was still all Strife's
fault.
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