Welcome to AresJoxerCupidStrife

Part 1

Title- Movie Night on Olympus

Genre- Humor/ romance.

Spoilers- NON I know of.

Ficdom- Xena/Herc.

Rating- R (nothing graphic yet. )

Pairings- C/S A/J and others who are not yet decided.

Summery- The Greek Gods watch Disney�s version of Hercules.

Disclaimer- Don�t own em. So don�t sue me. This is my first Herc/Xena fan fic and it wouldn�t do to be sued. So I don�t own em and Im not making money and if you do sue me Ill sic demos my pet scorpion on you!

A/N- this is not proof read by anyone else cause I don�t have anyone to do it so if anyone wants to please contact me and Id really appreciate it. Also Some of these characters might not be �in character� For example most of the gods in this story are getting along�.normally in fiction and mythology they don�t but hey I�m the author you don�t like it deal. For all you avid Slash writers this is my first attempt and my descriptions later may be really bad. If you have tips and stuff e-,mail me. This is my first Xena /Herc story so any and all comments and tips would be very much appreciated. Thank you and enjoy.

Olympus

Cupid frowned as he looked for his missing lover. He had looked in their bedroom, all of his loves favorite hangouts, he even talked to Phobos, Demos, and his father to find out where his boyfriend could possibly be. Now he was searching deep in the unused rooms in the halls of war. Cupid shook his head. He was really gunna have to put a tracing spell on his lover. Cupid was still entertaining that idea as he opened the door to the next room and tripped over said boyfriend.

�Cupe watcha doin back here?� the dark haired man asked from his seat on the floor right in front of the door.

Cupid picked himself up off the floor and started dusting off his pants. �I could ask you the same question. What are you doing down here and what is that in your hand?�

Cupid waited patently while his dark haired lover got up off the floor and began to giggle a bit as he looked at the small rectangular boxes picture, then the giggles escalated into his usual crazy sounding laughter. Cupid quirked an eyebrow, folded his arms across his chest and flapped a bit of dust out of his white wings. �Strife�Baby�.what do you have in your hand? Its not another one of Moms porn tapes that Hermes brought back last time Zeus let him go to the future?�

Strife who was still laughing shook his head and handed the object over to his thoroughly confused boyfriend. Cupid took the box and sure enough it was a video Cupid quickly read over the title �The adventures of Hercules?� Cupid looks closer at the pictures on the cover of the videos cover. �and who is this guy?�

Strife just snorted, smirked and tried not to laugh again. �Well from what I read on the back and saw on the front Id say that, this� He points to a picture of Hercules Disney style. �Is what they thought Jercules looks like.� Cupid just furrowed his brow and stared harder at the picture. �This looks better then he really does.� Strife nodded vigorously �I know Disneys version of Herc the jerk is really hunky. I mean I had to stop myself from drooling earlier� Cupids head shot up to look at his boyfriend, instantly jealous of the cartoon character. No one but him was supposed to make his boyfriend want to drool because of their hunkiness, but before he could destroy his competition Strife stood up and grabbed the box out of Cupids hands. �Hey I got an Idea lets watch it!�

Cupid was about to open his mouth to protest the idea. There was no way he was letting his boyfriend watch his cartoon nemesis. If anyone were aware of Cupids jealousy over a cartoon from the future, they would tell him that he was being stupid, that is if said people had a death wish. But alas Strife was already half way down the hallway tape in hand. He shook his head and vowed to destroy the tape violently just as soon as he could get it away from his lover.

It took a bit but Cupid soon caught up to Strife and wrapped his arms around his waist. Leaning in close to Strife�s ear and whispered as seductively as he could. �Strife sweetie�why don�t we forget the video for right now and do something more�enjoyable.�

Strife shook his head completely missing the � Lets go to bed and do it til the one of us cant walk for a week� undertone to Cupids request. �Nah I already got Unc and Jox interested. They�re gunna meet us in the Unc�s throne room so we can watch.� Cupid just ground his teeth gave his distracted love a strained smile. �Oh that�s great.� As they ,made their way to the throne room Cupid was silently entertaining ideas on the many ways he would destroy that tape.

Title- Movie Night on Olympus

Part 2/?

When Cupid and Strife entered the throne room they found it full of different deities. Strife blinked and looked around the room. �Uh I only told Unc and Jox�so why is every other god and goddess on Olympus here?�

Cupid just looked around as he muttered an �I don�t know.�. There were chairs of different types were scattered all around Ares� throne room. On his throne looking severely pissed off was Ares himself. Joxer was next to him perched on the arm of the throne looking a little nervous. If he had his way he would never have been out there at all, He didn�t know most of the other Gods and Goddesses all to well and Some of those present had objected greatly to his marriage to Ares. The way Joxer saw it, If they didn�t see him, they couldn�t give him disgusted looks they thought he never saw. Unfortunately though he didn�t get it his way. Ares had told him he was coming and at that time it was only going to be Ares ,himself, Cupid and Strife. He looked around and saw Cupid and Strife approaching the throne. �Hi� Joxer said in a quiet voice. Strife smiled and sat in Joxer�s lap. �Hey Joxer! Watcha doin sitting right here? Yer usually in Unc�s lap.� Joxer blushed a little �Ares is a bit�.upset with all of this� Joxer waved his arms to indicate the rest of the room but had a hard time doing so with Strife in his lap. Cupid saw this and pulled Strife off of Joxer. �So Joxer. Um like wasn�t it supposed to be just like you Dad Strife and me?� Strife had a giggle fit and Cupid looked at him. �What�s so funny?� �You said �you, Unc, Strife and me!� My bad grammah and talking skills are catchin up to ya wings!�

Strife replied and then went back to giggling hysterically. Cupid just looked at his lover shook his head and turned back to Joxer. �So?�

Joxer just shook his head. �Well when Ares was telling me about it, Hera popped in. Apparently she decided this would be a good family bonding experience.� Strife stopped laughing and looked a little confused. �Family Bonding? What�s that?� Joxer looked thoughtful for a moment. �I think she said that it was when a family gets together and spend time doing something to strengthen their bonds as a family or something�anyway she picked it up from somebody in Athens, Its getting to be popular there. So she pops in decides that this could be a wonderful family bonding thing and told everyone who didn�t have a really good excuse to be here they had to come and watch the. What was it called. Movie?� Cupid and Strife nodded, �Yeah so she told everyone to come and I don�t know how but people started showing up. First Apollo and Hermes popped in looked around and said that the place needed furniture so Ares threw them a lot of glares�you know the �I�m gunna kill you if you even try what your thinking� kind.?� Cupid and Strife nodded again having been on the receiving end of one of those glares more than once. Joxer sighed and continued. �Well they Ignored him and in popped a couple of white couches��.It went down hill after that�.Artimis, Demeter, Athena, and Hecate all showed up in a group and made some comments on the temple, then went to that corner over there and sat down. After they left Hades and Persephone showed up and went to the other corner�I haven�t really looked over there�I�m kinda afraid to. Anyway then here comes Bacchus and the muses. They went and sat by Apollo and Hermes and almost started an orgy��.and that was before Aphrodite got here�..not that when she did she helped the situation any. Hera was ranting the whole time cause Zeus was trying to get out of it and has left to go get him telling everyone to stay here cause we were going to bond if she had to kill us to do it. Ares has been sitting here for the whole time just glaring and muttering darkly under his breath and to be truthful I�m to afraid to do anything with or to him right now.� Joxer took a well needed breath. �that explanation okay?�

Cupid and strife just nodded their heads a and looked a bit amused�You just had to love a good joxer babble. �Yeah its good enough look I got the tape how long ago did granma leave?� Strife asked.

Joxer shrugged. �A little while ago.� Strife nodded and held the tape loosely in his hand. Cupid took notice of this and waited till his boyfriend was watching everyone else before lunging for the tape. Unfortunately right at that moment Strife shifted and went to talk to Phobos and Demos who just popped in. Cupid lost his balance and fell rather ungracefully to the floor. He quickly Picked himself up as a chorus of laughter rose from the corner Artimis, Demeter, Athena, and Hecate were occupying. Cupid Just growled at them. If they actually had love lives for him to screw over he would in a heartbeat. He was about to make a very nasty comment when two flashes of light appeared at the from of the room.

�Alright. Who ready to bond?� Zeus asked while throwing nervous glances at his wife.

TBC