AresJoxerCupidStrife - PixieStyxs


Title: Thunder
Author: Pixiestyxs
Sequel/Series: Part three of my collection of shorts titled
'The Scoop' follows 'Conflict'
Pairing: A/J implied
Archive: AJCS, Bottom of the Bottle. Anywhere else
just ask I'll more than likely say yes.
Notes: This is Zeus' POV
Warnings: Talks of Character Death
Disclaimer: Don't own them. Wish I did though. The
shows would have been slashified.
Summary: Zeus tells his reasons.

Thunder

Hello Hades. What are you doing here? Oh you wanna know why I killed him. Who's him? Don't play stupid with me Hades. It doesn't become you. You know whom. 'Joxer'. Oh really? You like him? I bet he rolls over and spreads his legs for you. Get off me Hades.

If you must know he turned me down. He didn't know it was me mind you but he still did it. Yes I am that petty. No one ever turns down me and gets away with it. And then to shack up with Ares. Ares!

When Ares announced their relationship I was furious. Don't look at me like that Hades. I can feel and do whatever I like. I'm the King of the gods aren't I? Then the Fates came to see me. Seems Apollo told them a prophecy about a hundred years ago that when War was happy he would take the throne. I didn't even know Apollo gave prophecies.

No way was I gonna let that happen though. I like my throne very much thank you. You think I'm fool do you? Idiot. Plus having Ares happy was just something I did not want to see. A lot of the pantheon agreed with me. Then they decided He would be good for Ares. Blegh

So I knew I had to do something about the little mongrel. I waited until a war sprang up and sent Ares to oversee it. It's his job after all. I knew 'he' wouldn't want to stay on Olympus where every one disliked him. He went to the mortal world and I took care of him.

Do I feel remorse for causing my son pain? No. It was worth it. Maybe I can get him to spread his legs now. Hmmmm. Hades! Where are you going? YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANY ONE WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU.

Imbecile. ~end~


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