AresJoxerCupidStrife - TequilaWorm


Yeah...so Scribe and I were chatting this evening, when ....

Stephanie says:

I don't think that anyone mature could have come up with some of the things in that story

Stephanie says:

I mean...Zeus humping a thistle...

Stephanie says:

pricless

Stephanie says:

*priceless

Stephanie says:

oh no!

Stephanie says:

no no no!!

FANNIE says:

Well, yes, but that came from the chat session.

Stephanie says:

*runs away screaming*

FANNIE says:

The condom pixie waiding pools was mine. What has you upset?

Stephanie says:

you know those Visa comercials that do the cost cost cost priceless deals?

FANNIE says:

Yeees?

Stephanie says:

i just got bitten by a plot bunny for an Olympian version

And so was born a Visa Priceless Commercial, Olympian style....



Athena in a skintight hooker dress: 3 drachma

Ares in white silk parachute pants and a bright blue wife beater: 4 drachma

Cupid in a SHIRT: 2 1/2 drachma

Strife in anything besides black leather held together by safty pins: 5 drachma

Apollo in anything unflattering to his gorgeous blonde hair and golden complexion *gag*: 1 drachma

Joxer in an Armani suit: 10 drachma

Hera in a baby-fied toga, complete with baby food stains and spit up:2 drachma

Jayce in construction clothes: 4 drachma

Hestia in leather: 3 drachma

Hades in a pastel ruffled prom tux: 6 drachma

Eris in a PINK!! fifties prom gown, with fluffy petticoats and chiffon, hair in puppy ears: 5 drachma

Aphrodite in a K-Mart special pantsuit: 3 drachma

Hecate in a Halloween angel costume, complete with halo: 2 drachma

Bacchus in a minister's suit, complete with collar: 3 drachma

Dionysus wearing an AA button: 1 drachma

Zeus in nerd apparel, complete with pocket protector and taped glasses: 4 drachma

Meg in anklelength, high necked, long sleeved, no bustline gray dress with her hair in a bun or beehive: 3 drachma

Xena in a pink and yellow flowered muumuu: 3 drachma

Gabrielle in Toreodor pants, a tube top and with platform shoes she keeps falling off: 4 drachma

Hercules in plaid shorts, black socks to his knees, a white polo shirt, and a Goofy hat, with ears: 3 drachma

Iolaus in a James Bond tuxedo *drool*: 10 drachma

Jett in a police uniform, with handcuffs: 10 drachma

Stephanie says: *falls over twitching*

FANNIE says:"Yeah, young lady, I'm gonna have to take you in for some serious interogation. But first I have to search you. Up against the wall and spread 'em." *Scribe faints*

Stephanie says: *TW twitches more*

Stephanie says: so nummy...that's almost in the pricless category


"And finally, priceless--our favorites from Hercules and Xena dressed as the cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!"

Shot of a full stage. Hecate is in Columbia's sequined tap outfit, complete with top hat and ruby slippers. Ares is dressed as Eddie, but believe me he does a lot more for that black leather than Meatloaf ever did. Cupid is done up in Brad's floorshow gear, muttering a little to himself about the corset pinching his wings, and trying to untangle the feather boa. Zeus is in the Narrator's suit, because no one was stupid enough to let him anywhere NEAR fishnet (and besides, we all wanted to yell 'you old fart!' at him, and besides, he HAS NO NECK!). Joxer is dressed as a Transylvanian, with a tuxedo, dark glasses, party hat, and confettie in his hair. Jett and Jayce are doing two different versions of Riffraff. Jett looks suitably sinister in his ratty suit, and Jayce is almost orgasming over the spaceman suit of quilted gold lame. Perhaps Dite looks a little too cheerfull for the role of Magenta, but she does LOVE that lil maid's costume, and Eris is enjoying the boots that came with her Magenta space costume. She DID bitch a bit about the Frankenstein's bride hairdo. Hercules is Professor Scott, muttering to himself about having to play the only invalid in the show. While Gabrielle doesn't much mind the wedding dress of Betty Munroe, Xena DID grumble a bit about having to wear Ralph Hapschatt's suit, but since they were the most established couple. Athena is dressed as Janet, and was careful to tell all the men present that if they tried to ACT upon 'Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me' they could expect a spear in an interesting place. The two who seem the most at home in their costumes are Apollo and Strife. Apollo has already decided to keep the gold lame Rocky bikini briefs, and Strife has a natural affinity for fishnet as Rocky.

*After a moment of posing, preening, and (in some cases) trying to hide behind others, the director calls 'cut'. Everyone immediately relaxes. Ares takes a pickaxe away from Strife, telling him he'll kick his ass if he tries anything funny. Cupid and Strife start making out behind Hercules's wheelchair. Iolaus, who has been watching all this, munching popcorn, sidles up to Hercules and asks him if he's wearing the required fishnet and high heels under the laprobe. Herk raises and eyebrow, and Iolaus begins to push him offstage.*

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