Yeah...so Scribe and I were chatting this evening, when ....
I don't think that anyone mature could have come up with some of the things in that story
I mean...Zeus humping a thistle...
no no no!!
Well, yes, but that came from the chat session.
*runs away screaming*
The condom pixie waiding pools was mine. What has you upset?
you know those Visa comercials that do the cost cost cost priceless deals?
i just got bitten by a plot bunny for an Olympian version
And so was born a Visa Priceless Commercial, Olympian style....
Athena in a skintight hooker dress: 3 drachma
Ares in white silk parachute pants and a bright blue wife beater: 4 drachma
Cupid in a SHIRT: 2 1/2 drachma
Strife in anything besides black leather held together by safty pins: 5 drachma
Apollo in anything unflattering to his gorgeous blonde hair and golden complexion *gag*: 1 drachma
Joxer in an Armani suit: 10 drachma
Hera in a baby-fied toga, complete with baby food stains and spit up:2 drachma
Jayce in construction clothes: 4 drachma
Hestia in leather: 3 drachma
Hades in a pastel ruffled prom tux: 6 drachma
Eris in a PINK!! fifties prom gown, with fluffy petticoats and chiffon, hair in puppy ears: 5 drachma
Aphrodite in a K-Mart special pantsuit: 3 drachma
Hecate in a Halloween angel costume, complete with halo: 2 drachma
Bacchus in a minister's suit, complete with collar: 3 drachma
Dionysus wearing an AA button: 1 drachma
Zeus in nerd apparel, complete with pocket protector and taped glasses: 4 drachma
Meg in anklelength, high necked, long sleeved, no bustline gray dress with her hair in a bun or beehive: 3 drachma
Xena in a pink and yellow flowered muumuu: 3 drachma
Gabrielle in Toreodor pants, a tube top and with platform shoes she keeps falling off: 4 drachma
Hercules in plaid shorts, black socks to his knees, a white polo shirt, and a Goofy hat, with ears: 3 drachma
Iolaus in a James Bond tuxedo *drool*: 10 drachma
Jett in a police uniform, with handcuffs: 10 drachma
Stephanie says: *falls over twitching*
FANNIE says:"Yeah, young lady, I'm gonna have to take you in for some serious interogation. But first I have to search you. Up against the wall and spread 'em." *Scribe faints*
Stephanie says: *TW twitches more*
Stephanie says: so nummy...that's almost in the pricless category
"And finally, priceless--our favorites from Hercules and Xena dressed as the cast of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!"
Shot of a full stage. Hecate is in Columbia's sequined tap outfit, complete with top hat and ruby slippers. Ares is dressed as Eddie, but believe me he does a lot more for that black leather than Meatloaf ever did. Cupid is done up in Brad's floorshow gear, muttering a little to himself about the corset pinching his wings, and trying to untangle the feather boa. Zeus is in the Narrator's suit, because no one was stupid enough to let him anywhere NEAR fishnet (and besides, we all wanted to yell 'you old fart!' at him, and besides, he HAS NO NECK!). Joxer is dressed as a Transylvanian, with a tuxedo, dark glasses, party hat, and confettie in his hair. Jett and Jayce are doing two different versions of Riffraff. Jett looks suitably sinister in his ratty suit, and Jayce is almost orgasming over the spaceman suit of quilted gold lame. Perhaps Dite looks a little too cheerfull for the role of Magenta, but she does LOVE that lil maid's costume, and Eris is enjoying the boots that came with her Magenta space costume. She DID bitch a bit about the Frankenstein's bride hairdo. Hercules is Professor Scott, muttering to himself about having to play the only invalid in the show. While Gabrielle doesn't much mind the wedding dress of Betty Munroe, Xena DID grumble a bit about having to wear Ralph Hapschatt's suit, but since they were the most established couple. Athena is dressed as Janet, and was careful to tell all the men present that if they tried to ACT upon 'Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me' they could expect a spear in an interesting place. The two who seem the most at home in their costumes are Apollo and Strife. Apollo has already decided to keep the gold lame Rocky bikini briefs, and Strife has a natural affinity for fishnet as Rocky.
*After a moment of posing, preening, and (in some cases) trying to hide behind others, the director calls 'cut'. Everyone immediately relaxes. Ares takes a pickaxe away from Strife, telling him he'll kick his ass if he tries anything funny. Cupid and Strife start making out behind Hercules's wheelchair. Iolaus, who has been watching all this, munching popcorn, sidles up to Hercules and asks him if he's wearing the required fishnet and high heels under the laprobe. Herk raises and eyebrow, and Iolaus begins to push him offstage.*
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